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Tiny Tim

—Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight

a valuable opportunity to be a nosey asshole

1: Full name. Miranda Ann Barela
2: Zodiac sign. Saggitarius
3: 3 fears. Tornados, Dying, Being alone
4: 3 things I love. Tegan and Sara, Food, Portlandia
5: 4 turn on’s. Tattoos, Great Hair, Someone with brains, someone who can cook
6: 4 turn off’s. People who whine, someone with terrible music taste, gross teeth, bad hair
7: My best friend? I have two.
8: Sexual orientation? Lesbian.
9: My best first date? none were best.
10: How tall am I? 5 feet 1 inch
11: What do I miss? Portlandia (season 2 just ended)
12: What time was I born? I do not recall
13: Favorite color? Blue
14: Do I have a crush? Sara Quin.
15: Favorite quote?
16: Favorite place? my bed
17: Favorite food? de asian
18: Do I use sarcasm? of course
19: What am I listening to right now? We Are Hex
20: First thing I notice in new person? Smile
21: Shoe size? 8.5
22: Eye color? brown
23: Hair color? dark brown
24: Favorite style of clothing? whatever looks semi-okay.
25: Ever done a prank call? back in middle school
26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now? Orange (they're halloween themed)
27: Meaning behind my URL?
28: Favorite movie? Big
29: Favorite song?
30: Favorite band? Tegan and Sara
31: How I feel right now? okay
32: Someone I love. My mother
33: My current relationship status. Taken
34: My relationship with my parents. Fine
35: Favorite holiday. Thanksgiving (I like to eat)
36: Tattoos and piercing I have. Labret, ears, and nose.
37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr. Nothing else to do.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don't hate her, but I'm sure she hates me
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? yes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? Yes
42: When did I last hold hands? Last night
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends if I feel like showering.
44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? Nope
45: Where am I right now? At my mother's work
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? I am
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yes
49: Am I excited for anything? No
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yes
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not too often
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Today
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I'd punch both of them in the face.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? No
55: What is something I disliked about today? Nothing
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Sara Quin
57: What do I think about most? I can't say.
58: What’s my strangest talent? Don't think I've discovered it yet
59: Do I have any strange phobias? nope
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Away from camera.
61: What was the last lie I told? I don't remember
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? neither
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes, and yes.
64: Do I believe in magic? no
65: Do I believe in luck? not really
66: What’s the weather like right now? sunny
67: What was the last book I’ve read? The Pact
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes
69: Do I have any nicknames? "murrurrah" "Wworq Gui" "Dark Mamma" "Randi" "Marimba"
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I was climbing on a dumster and slipped and hit my lady parts when I was in 3rd grade
71: Do I spend money or save it? Spend
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes
74: Favorite animal? duck
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Watching American Dad
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is? Christ
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? anything Tegan and Sara
78: How can you win my heart? Buy me food.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I don't want a tombstone, I want someone to shove a stick in the ground by the spot I am buried in.
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? I'd have a panic attack cause I don't like too much attention.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yes.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Grow my fingernails
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture? Sara Quin
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms? No
89: Gotten pregnant? No
90: Failed a class? yes
91: Kissed a boy? yes
92: Kissed a girl? yes
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes, and we both ended up getting really sick. I don't recommend this.
94: Had job? Yes, I quit after 4 days.
95: Left the house without my wallet? yeah, I never have money so I don't need it.
96: Bullied someone on the Internet? Probably
97: Had sex in public? no
98: Played on a sports team? yes
99: Smoked weed? yes
100: Did drugs? ^yes?
101: Smoked cigarettes? yes
102: Drank alcohol? yes
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no
104: Been overweight? no
105: Been underweight? no
106: Been to a wedding? yes
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes
109: Been outside my home country? no
110: Gotten my heart broken? oh, yes.
111: Been to a professional sports game? yes
112: Broken a bone? no
113: Cut myself? no
114: Been to prom? yes
115: Been in airplane? no
116: Fly by helicopter? no
117: What concerts have I been to? Alot of local ones with crappy metal bands, Honda Civic Tour 2010
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? duh
119: Learned another language? yeah
120: Wore make up? yes
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair? just the tips
124: Voted in a presidential election? no
125: Rode in an ambulance? no
126: Had a surgery? no
127: Met someone famous? i can't remember
128: Stalked someone on a social network? yes
129: Peed outside? yes
130: Been fishing? yes
131: Helped with charity? yes
132: Been rejected by a crush? no
133: Broken a mirror? yes
134: What do I want for birthday? usually nothing
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? none
136: Was I named after anyone? no
137: Do I like my handwriting? i write like a pre-schooler
138: What was my favorite toy as a child? my power rangers
139: Favorite TV Show? Portlandia
140: Where do I want to live when older? wherever I end up
141: Play any musical instrument? guitar, trumpet
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? jumping a fence
143: Favorite pizza topping? pep pep got da ill rep.
144: Am I afraid of the dark? yes
145: Am I afraid of heights? yes
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? oh yes
148: What I’m really bad at. relationships
149: What my greatest achievements are.
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me. That i am a sorry excuse of a person and that everything I touch gets destroyed.
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery. spend it on more lottery
152: What do I like about myself? eh.
153: My closest Tumblr friend.
154: Something I fantasies about. Sara Quin
155: Any question you’d like